I've tried to kill you before. You're huge and creepy, and you spin webs that I walk through at least once a week. But apparently you avoided the hose and hid in the ceiling of my porch, and you lived to spin another day.
I've decided to let you live. For now.
But just because you're decorating my porch for the Halloween party.
But you're on notice. Come November 1st, I'm gonna be out there with my can of spider killer, and you're history.
Love,
Carrie
We have invasive asian brown marmolated (?) stink bugs invading the house, and although they are nearly big enough to use as Christmas tree ornaments, I'm having a hard time coming up with a holiday theme that they would be useful for. Yay spider.
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Laughed out loud at your adventures with the spider - who-yah spidey - sorry it's irritating you all the same - as Mom said it's like "Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom" here with the bug life!!
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